Saturday, April 24, 2010
AZ/DC 1070AD
Arizona April, 1979: Non-Latino concert goer #1 [Sec 4 Row M Seat 12]
HIGH VOLTAGE! Agnus! FUCK YES! Bon you are GOD! Huh? What the fuck? Did that brownback just call me a prick? You mother fucker. What the fuck! Again? Say it again. I fucking dare you, you low-life piece of actual shit. I will push this bitch down in between us. That will be the last thing you ever see. That's right you had better smile at me you beaner fuck. Don't even look at me like that again you fucking spic fuck! HIGH VOLTAGE! ROCK-n-ROLL! WHOOOOOOOOOO! YES! Dude that was fucking amazing! Bon is god! Yeeeaaaahhh! Hey, fucker, turn your bean burrito face around. I'm not kidding you fucking piece of shit! Turn your face around or I will flush you and your brown friend down the toilet! I will stab this bitch in the throat to get to you. Keep it up!
Arizona April, 2010: Jan Brewer Un-elected Governor of Arizona [Bed w/ husband John]
HIGH VOLTAGE FENCE! NO! YES, please! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Ugh, umm, ugh, oh, oh... Babe, are you okay? YES! I mean, of course yes I'm fine, I'm fine. You were having a dream hun. No, I wasn't having a dream. I was at the state senate hearings for Immigration Reform bill 1070. They were voting on the bill I had asked them for... an electrified 40 foot tall fence to keep all the wetbacks out of Arizona, my beloved country. They kept yelling no. They Just kept saying it over and over again. Oh Johnny Angel, it wasn't a dream, it was a NIGHTMARE! IT WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE! ARRGH! Baby, Baby, Baby... Hun, hun, shhhhh, shhhh. It's okay. You didnt's have a dream. Hahahahahaha... That was a nightmare. HAHAHAHAHA... Listen hun, what the Senate approved a few days ago is a dream and you get to sign it into law today. Who needs a 40 foot tall electrified fence when you have every state official from probation officer, to every last city Mayor, to the head of the Arizona Republican Political Action Comittee energized and empowered by the Senate's new law to send every ugly, evil, alien in this state back to Mexico or Mars. You are gold my lady.
Oh my. You are so right Hun. I just get so emotion about things sometimes. Remember when I signed the law allowing anyone to carry a gun into a bar? People just hated me. The liberal media was all over my ass. Hello! 2ND amendment anyone? But they wouldn't hear me out. I even told them that guns would not be allowed in any given bar if that bar had a 'No Guns Allowed' Policy. I mean, how fair can you get!? If someone owns a business I think they are smart enough to know if they should allow guns in their bar or not. It's pretty simple. If you have alot of spics and niggers in the neighborhood you put up a big sign that says NO GUNS ALLOWED. If you live a mostly white neighborhood then obviously you don't put up a sign.
Oh and then I signed that small bill repealing what that former dyke Governor Napolitano put in place. Hun, I don't think Janet Napolitano is a lesbian. Uh, hello! Have you seen her haircut!? She is a big dyke. She could take me down Sumo-Style and you know how I feel about thos slant-eyed bastards. It gives me chills just thinking about the War again. Hun you were born in 1944. How could you possibly remember WWII. I'm not talking about WWII baby, I'm talking about Vietnam. Hun, we weren't fighting the Japanese, we were fighting the North Vietnamese. Johnny! STOP RIGHT THERE! What hun? Can you tell a Chinese from a Korean? Uh, hahahahahahahaha.... you got me! Hahahahahahaha. They all have those devious little fucking eyes. I hate every single one of em. If you ask me Roosevelt should have kept all those chink fucks in those internment camps. Hilter at least had that right.
Oh and back to that dyke, Napolitano. Remember our nigger president pulled her to head the Secretary of.... Oh! Oh! Oh! That's right! Seretary of Homeland Security. YES! THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND DEFENSE! How could you forget that! It's THE MOST IMPORTANT job in the whole big federal Government! And that's how I got my job! Do I have to keep telling you I was never elected!? Hahahahaha, no hun, I remember. I remember very well actually cause we never have to do anything. It was the easiest job you ever got! Hahahaha.... he-he he-he So true SO true you big lug!
So anyway remember how I repealed that queer gay bill, remember? Hun, that gay homosexual thing. Oh yeah yeah, the one that took away the rights for same sex couples to be considered as dependents. It only affected the 750 faggots and cunts that worked for the state government. It saved us alot of money and plus they all probably already have AIDS and are going to die anyway. Why waste the money.
Arizona April 1979: Latino concert goer #2 [Sec 4 Row M Seat 16]
HIGH VOLTAGE! Bon! SWEET!! LOVE YOU AGNUS! FUCK YES! RICK!!!!
YES!!!! AC/DC!!!! YES!!!! RICK!!! OVER HERE! OVER HERE! I'M OVER HERE MI AMIGO!!! :D
RICK! OVER H rrrrggghmmm
Arizona April 2010 Jan Bower Governor Concert goer #3 [Sec 4 Row M Seat 14]
I signed that bill today baby! I did it! One day soon there will be no more spics at concerts causing problems. They'll all be back where they belong. Born here or not. This is our country. Our daughters will grow-up in a safer world because of my 'unwavering signature.'
Hate Legislation was put into LAW today.
AVOID ARIZONA AT ALL COSTS. Do not visit The Grand Canyon. Do visit Lake Havasu. ASU games? That is a no. Baseball Spring Training, no. Don't even drive through the state. Yes, I am telling you to drive through UTAH. All of Arizona's Latino Congressmen & women are telling everyone to avoid the state at all costs. When people compare things to Nazi Germany it kills me to the core. Nothing compares to Nazi Germany and what millions of people died for there and Nazi Germay's occupied territories. I am today, however, lifting my own personal ban on comparing things to Nazi Germany when it comes to our 47th state. Because today, the formerly Great State of Arizona applied for it's name change.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Shrill, baby Shrill!
Obama announced two weeks ago that he was going to allow more offshore drilling, which would increase domestic oil flow, and it really pissed a lot of people off, like he’d just abandoned another campaign promise. I understand the implications of oil spills, and I’m no fan of “Drill baby drill, and drill now,” but I am a fan of energy independence. Like it or not, we’re still a very long way from an all-electric fleet of cars - so we’re going to have to continue using oil for at least 20 years.
So do we continue to buy oil from the Arabs, (you know, the people who really attacked us on 9/11), or Hugo Chavez in Venezuela… yeah, he’s real stable.
Please don’t get me wrong, I’d like to get us off of oil, like, yesterday, but we’re slow to change. We still use inches and pints, y’know.
It’s just that Americans either have a very short attention span, or selective hearing, or weren’t paying enough attention during the 2008 election to know that (if they voted for Obama) they got exactly what they voted for. If you voted for McCain, you voted for more of the same. And if you voted for Nader, you voted for a guy who doesn’t do anything important or good for the country in between presidential campaigns. And if you’re standing on a corner in Seattle supporting Lyndon LaRouche while holding pictures of Obama with a Hitler mustache, you’re not bringing anything constructive to the table either.
So, the day after Obama’s announcement, MoveOn.org sends out an email encouraging me to tell Obama this is a bad idea, and we should go solar, and wind, etc…like we could just immediately stop buying oil? I’m tired of this knee-jerk, reaction groups like MoveOn are sometimes prone to, though I still participate in most of their issues, just not blindly.
While campaigning in Lansing, MI, in August of 2008, Obama said “I also believe that in the short-term, as we transition to renewable energy, we can and should increase our domestic production of oil and natural gas. But we should start by telling the oil companies to drill on the 68 million acres they currently have access to but haven't touched. And if they don't, we should require them to give up their leases to someone who will.”
Before we get too pissed off because a politician actually kept his word, know that he also said (on the campaign trail) that he supported a bill in Congress that would levy a fee on oil companies that have rights to exploit federal property but don’t. Current law requires oil companies to develop a lease within 10 years or lose it. There are millions of acres of unexploited, leased lands in the federal inventory
On the campaign trail near Las Vegas, NV on June 24, 2008 he said “If that compels them to drill, we’ll get more oil. If it doesn’t, the fees will go toward more investment in renewable sources of energy.’’
What we have to look forward to:
Don’t forget we still need 60 votes in the Senate, this is a brilliant move to get the party of “Drill Baby, Drill” in an election cycle to either vote for increased drilling, or go against everything they believe in. John Boehner came out and said “the Obama administration continues to defy the will of the American people.” Seriously? Dude, go back to your tanning bed and shut the fuck up!
Short answer: He’s doing this to stave off oil speculators on Wall Street by forcing OPEC to meet to keep the cost of gas from going up to $4.00 again, thereby keeping our fragile financial recovery from losing ground. Speculators were the cause of $4.00 gas last time. If we do our own drilling, we will be closer to energy independence, we will be less reliant on foreign suppliers, and we will force Republicans to oppose it because Obama supported it.
This is what a comprehensive energy package includes:
Drilling Domestically
Nuclear energy – once we figure out how to store spent fuel (Nuclear Non-Proliferation is Obama’s main concern for this planet)
Clean coal (which I still think is an oxymoron)
Cap and Trade
Taxes on corporations will fund Green Energy Projects
Electric Cars and incentives to those who buy them and those who build them
Ultimate Goal:
Energy Independence free of fossil fuels
Innovation
Responsibly reversing the damage we've already done to our planet (as much as possible)
Who you’re really mad at:
Oil Speculators
Bill Clinton (sort of) for enabling them (Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000)
Ronald Reagan for taking Jimmy Carter’s solar panels off the White House
George W. Bush for giving tax incentives to people who bought SUVs
The Republican Congress that did nothing to make us more energy independent.
Articles / Transcripts…
Transcript of Obama speech, Lansing, MI , August 4, 2008
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/politics/july-dec08/obamaenergy_08-04.html
Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-commodity-futures-modernization-act.htm
and
www.cftc.gov/lawandregulation/index.htm
OPEC – International Energy Forum calls for Tranparency in oil market.
Press Information Bureau – Government of India
http://pib.nic.in/release/release.asp?relid=60003
Obama Suggests Charging Oil Companies for Unused Leases
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Bachmann Hater Overdrive
Last week Michelle Bachmann (R) MN congresswoman District 6 held a rally in Minneapolis to get her self re-elected. For beginners the entire House of Reps is voted in or out every 2 years. That = Constant campaigning. Who doesn't want that! FUN!
I have to be completely honest. I have 9 Blogs all cued and ready to go. I've been planning this Blog since December. I figured I would just tweak things here & there to be updated for that week. Let's face it, Politics is a cyclical. I know the cycle very well. That's why I started this blog to begin with. I know politics. I know it's nature. What has happened before always happens again. The political world truly fascinates me. I spend 5+ hours a day watching, reading, researching every last aspect of what I think is important to US. Not the U.S., US. All of us. Not just Americans. All of us. Human, Plant, Animal alike.
This first blog was going to be about CW Bachmann & Half term Gov Sarah Palin & their Vampire Fundraiser in MN last week. Everything they said was Hysterical. I LOVED IT! My first blog was witty & subversive & FUN! FUN! FUN! for all you Independent/Right leaning folks, who can't laugh at Palin in her Vampira outfit talking about Cap & Trade and Iran?! It was so 'I Vant to zuck your blood Ahmahdinejad.' I was on the floor watching the entire thing. Can I say Vampira & Fun in the same paragraph? Twilight anyone? Okay, that was a stretch.
Yet after I re-read these quotes below tonight. I realized why I truly started this Blog. I started it for me. I needed an outlet to blow-off steam, a hurt that has been building-up for 30+ years. I need this outlet. I can no longer hold my anger and sometimes hate in, true hate. The hate inside is killing me. It has damaged my friendships. It even handicaps my best relationship with my one TRUE LOVE Michael. This hate disables me in the worst of ways. I'm tired of feeling like this. That is why this blog is here.
With that said here are Michele Bachmann's Quotes from one speech in 2004 about "The Gay Issue":
“If you’re involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.
On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: “And I want to tell you, that was probably the most loving, warm-spirited, most beautiful rally that I have ever seen at the Capitol.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.
“They aren’t just kind of gay-friendly, they are gay advocates at Proctor and Gamble… Here’s just a few other companies that support the pro-homosexual agenda. They include Levi-Strauss, American Airlines, Sarah Lee Bakery, Jaguar and LandRover.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.
“You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says “Mom! What’s gayness? We had a teacher talking about this today.” The mother says “Well, that’s when a man likes other men, and they don’t like girls.” The boy’s eight. He’s thinking, “Hmm. I don’t like girls. I like boys. Maybe I’m gay.” And you think, “Oh, that’s, that’s way out there. The kid isn’t gonna think that.” Are you kidding? That happens all the time. You don’t think that this is intentional, the message that’s being given to these kids? That’s child abuse.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.
On homosexuality as a mental disorder: “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.
There are 17 more from that speech. However, as inane and horrendous as those are this ditty from her May 12 2005 Morning Zoo Radio show appearance is the one that hurts the most.
Interviewer: “Answer the question, do you hate homos?” MB: “No, but ask my kids! (laughter)” — Senator Michele Bachmann, Tom Barnard Morning Show, KQRS, broadcast May 12, 2005.
I titled this Blog 'Politics & the Ragged Tiger' Politics for obvious reasons and the Ragged Tiger is everything else that gets pushed into the political saw blades. At one time or another most groups of people has been through the mill. Some still are. African Americans -Women -Homosexuals. All the sub-groups are still discriminated against. Yet all but one of those groups are still considered unequal in the eyes of the law.
Michele Bachmann, what a hero. A true Patriot. She will be voted back into the House this Nov. She will. It should disturb you that she will be re-elected. I will update MB's comment's weekly. Hey, we're only on '04-'05.
I am so glad I started this thing. I can not tell you how happy I am right now. I really am.
Tuning Out is not an option anymore.
TUNE IN,
Law
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuned Out is so 1989. Tuned In Is So Now (well, one can hope). Did I just say BJ? That is so Gay.